Gonnna post some stupid stuffs i did back when i was young! (Kindergarden, Primary and Secondary!) Judge if you want, but this is me! Hahaha (:
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Hahahaha, so back in Kindergarden days, this i guess everyone knows! I tend to flip my eyelid and scare the shit out of peoplee! Hahaha, turned out i wasn’t the only one in class who knew that trick! There was 2 other guys too! Forgot their name! Urghhh, so we 3, the gang of 3, always flipped out eyelid at the same time to scare people! Hahaha, girls cried out for their mum while guys gave the “WTF” look!
Hahaha, and insects and animals always amazed us, hahah, this is kind of gross but, my group of friends, whenever there’s a break, everyone of us would gather at one table, and see who could eat the most ants during the break! LOLOLOL! I only managed like one or two because hard to find small ants! I DON’T DARE TO EAT BIG BLACK ANTS, BUT MY FRIEND DOES, LOLOLOL! PS: WE WERE LIKE ONLY 5 YEARS OLD, HAHAHA.
Can’t really recall much from kindergarden! But still, i was from the strawberry class (: The 2nd row last guy is me! Right hand side! Hahaha, cute ba, my best friend was in the last row most left hand guy! (:
Hahah, entered primary school, total new surroundings, was told school would be fun, but in primary one, was already caned twice, HOW COULD SCHOOL BE FUNNN! -___- Hahah, i miss my form teacher in primary one, she’s mdm yee now! First day of school, i was already appointed as group leader okayyy! Confirm must be too cute! Haha, school was chicken feet for me, was scoring straight band 1s except for english!
First caning incident was got into gang fight i guess? Some idiot approached me and my friends after recess to fight in the field, stupid me went to fight in open field, in front of everyone! So yea, kind of like a public caning, introduced to the whole hall, and then went to the back of the hall to get caned. The funny thing was, WE LAUGHED AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER THE CANE, (: HEE
2nd incident was damn stupid, skipped PE with my friends, then one of the guy went to scratch the other guy on the neck, it bleed, and i was caned because i was there and therefore, counted as involved in the fight too! WTFF, hahaha, caned once again, laughed out like a hero, went back home, cried out like a girl because mum caned me with umbrella, -_____-
Hahaha, but sad to say, i still score straight band 1s to the frustration of teacher who always looking for reasons to expel me from school etc. HAHA
Primary 2, told myself not to get into any incident again, but first day of school, too excited, played catching in the canteen early in the morning, ran too fast, knocked onto someone, and dang, caught for injuring people! And was asked to fill in BETA form just because i played catching! WTF.
FYI, BETA form is a record that will be recorded forever in myy life! Pfffffttttt!
So in primary 2, decided to keeep my nonsense in class only. Always sleep in lesson because i was too pro for it, hahah, and guess what, was told by teacher to put pacifier in my mouth because i always droool. -_____- So, i was allowed to sleep, unless with a pacifier in my mouth. -_____-
Primary 2 results wasn’t outstanding, was better than my friends, but i was placed in a lousy class, if not i’m not wrong, the worst EM2 class. Damn sad because all my other friends went into EM1.
But still, guess leadership and cleverness is always in my blood, HAHA! Was appointed as a prefect in primary 3 because of my leadership! Heheheh! During recess, would be going around catching people like a boss, used to be getting caught, now i’m catching people! Hahaha! And my form teacher, told me in private that i will be the next head prefect if i carry on this performance. Hahaha, motivated, so i strived in studies and duties!
Sian part aside, primary 3, during one of the chinese lesson, ahahahah, i pee-ed in class, was damn malu la! So guesss what, i took out my water bottle, and pour out the content on the flooor, making it like “i accidentally spilled water on the floor THAN I PEE-ED ON THE FLOOR” LOLOL, but my act was caught by my best friend, he kept quiet, and till now still’s a secret! EHEH!
Chinese lesson was always fun, bullied the teacher like siao. (PS: That teacher taught both my brother and lives apposite my block!) There’s this da jie da in our class, her name is yuxiang! Hhahah, both of us, guess how we attend the lesson, we would put our legs up on the table! HAHAH! PISSED THE HELL OUT OF THE TEACHER! But i don’t dare to do much because was prefect, so limit my tricks a little bit! LOL!
Hahaha, primary 3 nothing much, except was woo-ed by few girls! But remained single because none was pretty! HAHAHAHA!
Primary 4, made a group of brothers and sisters! Hahaha, who really, were true to each other!
Primary 4! Results in primary 3 was damn good, promoted straight into EM1 class! The second best class in the level, what’s best was that with all my friends from primary 1 etc! Hahah! Okay, primary 4 started to rebel because i was removed as prefect because was caught playing soccer under void deck! INDIAN STRIPPED OF MY PREFECT TITLE, PFFFTTTT, DAMN ANGRY, what’s worse was that, gave my badge TO A BUCKED TOOTH MALAY GIRL WITH CURLY HAIR(implying she ugly la!) LOL!
So yea, chinese lesson, primary 4, made the teacher cried! Hahah! Because we reported her for teaching us sexual stuffs though she didn’t! She came to me and asked me why i’m doing that to her, i still have the cheek to reply, “don’t shed crocodile tears la, i won’t fall for it” LOL! She remained as our teacher stilll! Hahah!
Then i remember, there was this time, she purposely pulled the whole group of us to stay back in class, sayin for remedial classes! Sat in class for 1 hour without doing anything! Damn pissed off, shouted out to her why she keeping us from going, she say she like it. LOLOL. Then i replied, you want another letter, then continue making us stay back lor. LOLOL, we were dismissed straight away (:
Hahaha, enough of teacher! Now to this particular student! Hahah, his name is shi han! We don’t like him because, he’s fat. Period. Damn ass right! There’s this incident i still feel bad till now, we, group of 10 people plus, cornered him in basketball court, and began to throw water bottles filled with water at him! He didn’t cry, but he didn’t come to school for next few weeks! ): Haha, but now, we are goood friends! Haaha! Went to look for him during poly year 1, and we meet once a year for chat! Hahah!
Made a girlfriend in primary 4! Hahaha, her name is juaen! Cool and pretty isn’t? The way i got her was damn lame, you see, there were a couples of guys going after her, but only 2 guys confessed including me! So she said prepare a song that she like and BURN INTO A CD and give her! WTF, hahaha, her favourite artist was David Tao! The other guy was my friend too, so i decided to help him burn (: HEEHEE, i burn the song 王八蛋 for him from david tao and pass to her. AHAHAHHA! In the end, of course i won her heart :D HAHAH!
Actually there’s more! But let’s go to primary 5! Hahaha!
Chinese teacher remained the same, so we continue bully her! In her class, flying paper aeroplane to nearby HDBs was a new norm! We would write on the paper aeroplane,”free sex, please call (insert my friend’s number))LOLOLOL!” One of them stupidly fly the aeroplane in class, then the teacher shouted out, one more time, i would call the discipline master in! She turned her head, and BANG, i flew one right onto her head! HAHAHAH! Got punished, punishment was having chinese lesson in other people’s class for one week!
Then also, new target for bullying! Hahaha, this guy name is call afiq! His full name is Afiq Mazuki! We would call him, Afiq买猪宰鸡! LOLOL! Hahaha, he has a phobia, phobia of police i guess, and we would forever repeat 999 to him! Until he became depressed and his grandma came to look for us! LOLOL! Hahaha, and he loves car! He would always pretend to drive car around in schoool, zooming around, and then one day, while he was zooming while walking the stairs! MY FRIEND PURPOSELY TRIPPED HIM DOWN, he fell down the stairs sia! Lucky, he only cried! LOLOL!
Hahah, final memorable memory in primary 5! Afiq again! He’s scared of bloood! So we.. Hahahah, damn bastard, we poured super glue on his chair, then when he was going back to his chair, he was puzzled to see like liquid on his chair! So we water a little bit of red dye on our hand, went to his face, he jumped around screaming UNTIL HIS BUTT STICKED ONTO THE CHAIR. HAHAHAHAHHA!
Hohoo! Primary 5 there’s a soccer tournament! Each class have to send 2 teams to participate! So you know, all the guys sought after me and cheng lip to join their team! Hhaha, but then the girls wanted to play too! So teacher decided to send a team of girls and a team of guys! But then, girls not enough players to form together a team of 6! So “Ding ding ding” me and lip joined them (: AHAH! Play with pussy better than with dick isn’t? HAHAH! He was scoring goals for fun even in girls team! While i keep winning the balls for him! Goal goal GO, we proceeded to the 3rd and 4th placing, going past our own class guy’s team in the process! AND WE GOT THRID IN THE END! (: Got so much attention after the tournament, my girlfriend back then, even texted me that i looked very cool when playing soccer, *SHY* HAHA!
Hahaha, last time before i sleeep! Primary 6! PSLE year! Hahahah, every class was installed with 4 computers! And we always stayed back during recess to play with the computers! Then one day, we were caught! While some were! Hahah! I was away so lucky i didn’t get caught! Because those got caught, was banished from the class! With a board hanging over their neck, wrote “i’m a rubbish, please accept me” LOLOLOL!
Hahahah, then also the wet tissue game! Hahaha, do you all remember if the school toilet was pasted with wet tissues? Hahaha, we decided not to throw in the toilet but onto ground floor! HAHA! So we would camp at the highest floor, with many wet tissues, throwing down at people! HAHA! There was once, this girl, damn suay, i was about to throw down, and this girl, she was at the 3rd level, she looked up, HAHA! BANG, ON HER FACE. DAMN FUNNNYY!
Hahaha, then as PSLE looms around the corner, we went to the library and study, STUDY…. FHM, LOLOL! There’s FHM in library sia! Hhaahah! So we ended off the year, with a less than desirable PSLE results of 214, ))): but.. everyone got almost the SAME! LOLOL, and hence we decided to enter the same schoool together! HAHA!
Off to sleeep already, continue secondary part next time! I really had great fun back in those days, laughs, i smiled when i typed it out, miss those days so much. So carefree.
Hahaha, adrian thammm! Get real close to him when we shopped alone together bacck in Hongkongg! Aries ftw ayeeeee! ((:
Hahah, dude just got his jeans wet by stout! HAHA! Marcus Gohh! (:
Zheng hui’s sending offf! Haha, kind of miss his presence in woodlands!
First time at timbreee! Was a blasttt! Caught urinating in publiccc! Haha! 
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